{"product_id":"calm-the-f-down-crystals-for-relaxation-cheeky-gift-funny-gift","title":"Calm the F down - crystals for relaxation - cheeky gift funny gift","description":"Calm the F Down – Soothing Crystals for Relaxation, Peace + Emotional Reset*\n\nThe Calm the F Down Collection is your energetic chill pill. These stress-melting, peace-promoting crystals help you quiet your mind, relax your body, and keep the drama miles away from your vibe.\n\nWhat’s Inside\n\n * 4 hand-selected crystals chosen for calm, clarity, and relaxation \n * Crystal Description Card – learn how each stone melts tension and promotes peace \n * Mini Crystal Guide – simple ways to use your crystals for instant calm \n * Eco-friendly packaging (3” x 3” x 1” box) – sustainable design \nWho This Set is Perfect For\n\n * For the overthinker or chronic worrier \n * For the employee, parent, or empath on overload \n * For anyone who’s “just done” with stress \n * For your friend who needs to breathe before sending that text \nWhy You’ll Love It\n\n * Instant calm: Crystals that soothe anxiety and restore balance \n * Guided mindfulness: Includes tools for stress relief and self-regulation \n * Eco-conscious design: Sustainable, plastic-free packaging \n * Giftable calm: Perfect for burnout recovery or energy clearing \n * Crystals: 100% genuine, ethically and sustainably sourced \nWith Calm the F Down crystal energy, you’re not just holding crystals — you’re holding your chill. These stones remind you that peace is a power move.\n\nInvite Calm the F Down crystals into your space and keep your cool, no matter what the world throws your way.\n","brand":"Dipped In Moonlight","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52205202768173,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/4496\/5165\/files\/1e052b3cb8147a3fd28b3fa50a0e2cba8f41c8f64aa81d0cf0434515b98823df.png?v=1783353495","url":"https:\/\/spicegirlsbookstore.com\/products\/calm-the-f-down-crystals-for-relaxation-cheeky-gift-funny-gift","provider":"Spice Girls Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}